‘Cheeky cow!’
‘Who?’ Asked Charlie.
‘Brenda Radnor, a text; “Buy me lunch at your club.” That, must not be allowed to happen. It would blow my cover.’
‘How so?’
‘Seeing me in my natural milieu. Especially if she got talking to other members.’
‘What on earth have you been telling her about yourself?’
‘Well, no lies or deceptions as such. I’ve just spun things to imply that my role with the Trust, and its various interests, is very much, hands-off.’
‘Ha! You know Fiona likes to keep her finger on the pulse?’
‘Yes.’
‘Well, every day she takes it upon herself to peruse the list of all those who have been through the spa and hence out on the golf course too, members and guests.’
‘Oh, lord!’
‘The other day she said your Brenda had played a round.’
‘You might have thought to mention it!’
‘I am.’
‘We must have lunch somewhere else, somewhere neutral.’
Charlie had given me explicit instructions on how to get there. And although I’d left in plenty of time, I barely had a moment to compose myself before Brenda appeared. ‘Your text was very curt.’ She said, somewhat abruptly.
‘When you do finally appear at the club it will be in triumph, as our elected member of parliament. Then you will be doing so as part of your legitimate business, and no one, particularly your own side will be able to object.’
‘I suppose you have a point.’
‘I didn’t know you were a golfer.’
‘How do you know about that?’
‘I may be only one, largely disinterested trustee, but I do have a network to inform me of relevant facts.’
‘So, tell me about my opponent.’ I then proceeded with a thumb nail sketch, from school through to marriage to the formidable Prudence.
‘But I know most of that! I’ve read all the background material, I got your titbits from The Beacon would you believe, makes one wonder where they got them from?’
‘I hold up my hands, their executive editor is a member of the club.’
‘That explains a lot.’
‘However, everything I’ve just said is by why of context for the strategy I’m going to recommend. A way of not slipping on several banana skins.’
‘Go on.’
‘Do not confront him directly in debate, you’ll humiliate him in moments, remember you need the votes of people who previously supported him, you don’t want them to feel complete idiots. All you need to do is look good in comparison, that is competent to look after the interests of local people. At the last two elections Rory’s opposition wasn’t exactly, outstanding. Right? And of course, it is only a little over six years since the party’s last MP was forced to resign in disgrace. The election will be yours by being just a bit positive and upbeat about what you can do to help the local area recover.’
‘You know you’re very good at this, ever thought of going into politics?’
‘Well, they did ask me, but I always wanted to stay where the real power and money lay!’
‘Mmm. You’ll be please to know that the owners of the station properties in our village have been made aware that the heritage railway is seen in a positive light by most other residents. And also, that there are other properties in the village that they could well afford if they chose to accept the railway’s offer.’
‘Well, that is good news.’
‘I, er, must confess that whilst reading about Flotterton I found myself looking up other references to our area in The Beacon over the last five years or so.’
‘They’re always entertaining, though prone to some exaggeration.’
‘You seem very good at keeping your own name out of the paper.’
‘That, should be a source of great reassurance to you.’
‘You sent for me, my noble lord.’ I said to the back of Frimley’s head as he was sitting at the club bar.
‘I did indeed, you owe me a drink.’ replied the Lord Coates.
‘And I’m more than happy to oblige.’
‘I thought I ought to save my couple of nuggets of news until we could meet face to face.’
‘Much the safest way.’
‘The SI granted some while ago was placed on the table of the House in a quiet moment. It was picked-up, read and, not to be too euphemistic about it, promptly put down again. I thought the only important person who needed to consider it, was the local MP for the area effected.’
‘I imagine you arranged for him to be casually loitering at the time.’
‘I was told years ago by someone, probably by you, that he was fine being let out on his own, if he could be pointed in the right direction.’
‘Perhaps you went so far as to suggest that if he left it well alone, there might be votes in it.’
‘You might very well think that Anthony, I couldn’t possibly comment.’
‘Well, it may give him hope, buck the fellow up a bit.’
‘You still believe him a lost cause?’
‘Even with the most modest of national swings.’
‘Now, the other matter concerns the Palace, I must choose my words even more carefully. To paraphrase; “One would be more than content to hammer in the golden spike”, I think my reply was something like, he must be thinking of American railroads, not our style.’
‘Watched too many old movies about conquering the wild west in his youth no doubt.’
‘No doubt. However, it was also mentioned that he had to visit the naval college in the near future. I suggested he take the royal train to just across the river, then the college’s launch could pick him up on the railway quay, possibly after he’d admired progress on the line so far.’
‘Well, that’s excellent, let us raise another glass to His Majesty.’
‘I came down on the train this time. I must say it was a pleasant surprise to see no blue containers obscuring one’s first view of the Bay.’
That evening, I put in a call from the media room to Junior Jack. ‘John, Tony. You can put the word out; we’re all systems go! All legal hurdles are passed. We can proceed with any aspect of phase one, apart from the bits we require others to do that is. In fact, I see no reason not to do everything through company channels now, no need for any us to go skulking about anymore.’
‘I've heard from our estate agents.’
‘Oh, yes.’
‘Matey at the station in the picturesque village had been nervously making enquiries, wanting to know if our original offer was still good. I said it was, through gritted teeth. He accepted a couple of days later.’
‘You’re a top man, John.’
‘So, you and the old timers have got your own way, just in time I’d say.’
‘All the politics of it you mean?’
‘I mean Dad, he doesn’t have long, if I’m any judge.’
‘I’m sorry John, I know he never really had time for me, but it was you and Jimmy he was looking out for.’
‘He had a funny way of showing it.’
‘There won’t be problems with his estate?’
‘Nah, Jimmy and I will work it out. See you at the next board meeting if not before, give my regards to “er indoors” won't you?’
‘Of course. So long for now.’